moldyshackleford:

listoflifehacks:

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You can never convince me this isn’t the best thing ever

Grilled peanut butter and banana split sandwich (use vegan butter, omit honey)

tonedbellyplease:

Buzzfeed’s 14 day Clean Eating Challenge - Week 1

Even if you don’t want to follow the plan there are still loads of great recipes here.

mrsjonie:

8 Tasty Combos For Your Quinoa Bowl. High in protein, fiber, and potassium, there are a lot of healthy reasons to chow down on quinoa. But if you enjoy quinoa in the same way all the time, the nutrient-packed food can lose its luster. Whether you’re craving a savory meal or sweet snack, check out these calorie-conscious topping combinations to help you fall in love with quinoa all over again. Here are some delicious recipes:


Italian “pasta” bowl: 1 cup cooked quinoa (222 calories) + 1/4 cup tomato sauce (15 calories) + 1 cup cooked mushrooms (28 calories) +1/2 cup boiled carrots (27 calories) = 292 calories




Greek salad bowl: 1 cup cooked quinoa (222 calories) + 12 artichoke hearts (90 calories)+ 1/2 cup cucumber slices (8 calories) + 1 tablespoon balsamic vinegar (10 calories) = 330 calories




Bagel bowl: 3/4 cup cooked quinoa (167 calories) + 4 ounces smoked salmon (133 calories) + 1/4 cup nonfat Greek yogurt (33 calories) + 2 teaspoons poppy seeds (29 calories) = 362 calories




Mexican bowl: 3/4 cup cooked quinoa (167 calories) + 1/3 cup black beans (76 calories) + 1/2 avocado (114 calories) + 2 tablespoons pico de gallo (10 calories) =367 calories




Protein-powered bowl: 1/4 cup cooked quinoa (56 calories) + 1/3 cup nonfat Greek yogurt (45 calories) + 2 tablespoons raw almonds (78 calories) + 1 tablespoon raspberry preserves (40 calories) = 219 calories




Superfood “sundae” bowl: 1/4 cup cooked quinoa (56 calories) + 2 tablespoons coconut flakes (50 calories) + 1 1/2 tablespoons goji berries (52 calories) + 1 tablespoon dark chocolate chips (melted) (70 calories) = 228 calories




Tangy and sweet bowl: 1/2 cup cooked quinoa (111 calories) + 1 tablespoon honey (64 calories) + 2 ounces kumquats (40 calories) + 2 ounces pomegranate seeds (24 calories) = 239 calories




Light apple pie bowl: 1/2 cup cooked quinoa (111 calories) + 1 tablespoon maple syrup (52 calories) + 1/2 cup chopped apples (33 calories) + 2 tablespoons raisins (54 calories) = 250 calories
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mrsjonie:

8 Tasty Combos For Your Quinoa Bowl. High in protein, fiber, and potassium, there are a lot of healthy reasons to chow down on quinoa. But if you enjoy quinoa in the same way all the time, the nutrient-packed food can lose its luster. Whether you’re craving a savory meal or sweet snack, check out these calorie-conscious topping combinations to help you fall in love with quinoa all over again. Here are some delicious recipes:

  • Italian “pasta” bowl: 1 cup cooked quinoa (222 calories) + 1/4 cup tomato sauce (15 calories) + 1 cup cooked mushrooms (28 calories) +1/2 cup boiled carrots (27 calories) = 292 calories
  • Greek salad bowl: 1 cup cooked quinoa (222 calories) + 12 artichoke hearts (90 calories)+ 1/2 cup cucumber slices (8 calories) + 1 tablespoon balsamic vinegar (10 calories) = 330 calories
  • Bagel bowl: 3/4 cup cooked quinoa (167 calories) + 4 ounces smoked salmon (133 calories) + 1/4 cup nonfat Greek yogurt (33 calories) + 2 teaspoons poppy seeds (29 calories) = 362 calories
  • Mexican bowl: 3/4 cup cooked quinoa (167 calories) + 1/3 cup black beans (76 calories) + 1/2 avocado (114 calories) + 2 tablespoons pico de gallo (10 calories) =367 calories
  • Protein-powered bowl: 1/4 cup cooked quinoa (56 calories) + 1/3 cup nonfat Greek yogurt (45 calories) + 2 tablespoons raw almonds (78 calories) + 1 tablespoon raspberry preserves (40 calories) = 219 calories
  • Superfood “sundae” bowl: 1/4 cup cooked quinoa (56 calories) + 2 tablespoons coconut flakes (50 calories) + 1 1/2 tablespoons goji berries (52 calories) + 1 tablespoon dark chocolate chips (melted) (70 calories) = 228 calories
  • Tangy and sweet bowl: 1/2 cup cooked quinoa (111 calories) + 1 tablespoon honey (64 calories) + 2 ounces kumquats (40 calories) + 2 ounces pomegranate seeds (24 calories) = 239 calories
  • Light apple pie bowl: 1/2 cup cooked quinoa (111 calories) + 1 tablespoon maple syrup (52 calories) + 1/2 cup chopped apples (33 calories) + 2 tablespoons raisins (54 calories) = 250 calories
veggiesforvitality:

Green Superfood Smoothie:
2 bananas2 oranges1 handful of spinach3 kale leaves15 oz. water
Make one in the morning to start your day with a super healthy energy boost!

veggiesforvitality:

Green Superfood Smoothie:

2 bananas
2 oranges
1 handful of spinach
3 kale leaves
15 oz. water

Make one in the morning to start your day with a super healthy energy boost!

girlygirlsgettinfit:

delectabledelight:

 

Roasted Garlic Mac and Cheese


Yummmmm
cheesecak-ery:

Red Velvet Cheesecake Brownie
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runingly:

thishealthyglow:

comfortspringstation:

"FRIED" HONEY BANANAS…Great dessert without the guilt! Serves 1 1 slightly under-ripened banana, sliced 1 tablespoon honey or agave nectar Cinnamon Olive oil Lightly drizzle olive oil in a skillet over medium heat. Arrange banana slices in pan and cook for 1-2 minutes on each side. Meanwhile, whisk together agave nectar or honey and 1 tablespoon of water. Remove pan from heat and pour sweet mixture over banana. Allow to cool and sprinkle with cinnamon.

YUM!

great recipe, i love it!  but there is no guilt in eating 

runingly:

thishealthyglow:

comfortspringstation:

"FRIED" HONEY BANANAS…Great dessert without the guilt!

Serves 1

1 slightly under-ripened banana, sliced
1 tablespoon honey or agave nectar
Cinnamon
Olive oil

Lightly drizzle olive oil in a skillet over medium heat. Arrange banana slices in pan and cook for 1-2 minutes on each side.

Meanwhile, whisk together agave nectar or honey and 1 tablespoon of water. Remove pan from heat and pour sweet mixture over banana.

Allow to cool and sprinkle with cinnamon.

YUM!

great recipe, i love it!  but there is no guilt in eating 

vegan-yums:

Vegan French Toast / Recipe

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

fuckingrecipes:

foxyplaydate:

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS LISTEN UP.
YOU SEE THAT SHIT UP THERE THAT’S FUCKING CHOCOLATE LAVA CAKE
DO YOU WANT TO MAKE A CAKE COVERED IN HOT GOOEY CHOCOLATE FROSTING IN LESS THAN 15 MINUTES? 
THE CORRECT ANSWER IS A VIKING WAR CRY AS YOU CHARGE INTO BATTLE.
STEP 1: COMPLETE A VIRGIN SACRIFICE. (SATAN MUST BE PRESENT BECAUSE THIS CAKE IS SO DELICIOUS IT’S PROBABLY A SIN.)
STEP 2: PREPARE GENERIC BOX CAKE RECIPE ACCORDING TO BOX DIRECTIONS. BACK TO THE CLASSICS MOTHERFUCKER. MIX USING THE SPINE OF YOUR ENEMIES. 
STEP 3: POUR INTO A LARGE MICROWAVESAFE CONTAINER (LARGER THE BETTER, BUT IT NEEDS TO BE DEEPER THAN THE MARIANAS TRENCH FOR OPTIMAL LAVA)
STEP 4: TAKE A SMALL TUB OF GENERIC FROSTING FROM YOUR LOCAL SUPERMARKET OF SIN. SWIPE A MACHETE AROUND THE INSIDE OF THE TUB LOOSENING THE WHOLE TUB FROM THE SIDES AND PLOP INTO MIDDLE OF YOUR CAKE BATTER. DO NOT MIX. 
STEP 5: PUT INTO MICROWAVE FOR EIGHT MINUTES AND SET THE TABLE USING CHINA YOU RAIDED FROM WEAKER VILLAGES. 
STEP 6: REMOVE FROM MICROWAVE AND LET SIT FOR ABOUT THIRTY SECONDS. THIS IS BEST SERVED MOLTEN LAVA HOT ACCENTUATED WITH THE TASTE OF BLISTERS ON YOUR TONGUE. 
STEP 7: GET A SERVING DISH WITH A LIP THAT CURVES UPWARD SO LAVA DOES NOT OVERFLOW AND PLACE UPSIDE DOWN ON TOP OF CAKE AND FLIP OVER.
STEP 8: LIFT SLOWLY, COOKED CAKE WILL SIT ON PLATE AND LIQUID FROSTING WILL SPILL OVER SIDES. 
STEP 9: CELEBRATE WITH VICTORY SEX. 
STEP 10: EAT. 

IF YOU’RE ONE OF THOSE GORGEOUS FUCKERS WHO DON’T ACTUALLY LIKE SEX, YOU CAN SUBSTITUTE WITH AGGRESSIVE CUDDLING OR NEON-COLORED POST-IT NOTES FULL OF ADMIRATION FOR SOMEONE’S EXISTENCE. 

did fuckingrecipes just equalize this post for the asexual population gallifrey bless fuckingrecipes

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

fuckingrecipes:

foxyplaydate:

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS LISTEN UP.

YOU SEE THAT SHIT UP THERE THAT’S FUCKING CHOCOLATE LAVA CAKE

DO YOU WANT TO MAKE A CAKE COVERED IN HOT GOOEY CHOCOLATE FROSTING IN LESS THAN 15 MINUTES? 

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS A VIKING WAR CRY AS YOU CHARGE INTO BATTLE.

STEP 1: COMPLETE A VIRGIN SACRIFICE. (SATAN MUST BE PRESENT BECAUSE THIS CAKE IS SO DELICIOUS IT’S PROBABLY A SIN.)

STEP 2: PREPARE GENERIC BOX CAKE RECIPE ACCORDING TO BOX DIRECTIONS. BACK TO THE CLASSICS MOTHERFUCKER. MIX USING THE SPINE OF YOUR ENEMIES. 

STEP 3: POUR INTO A LARGE MICROWAVESAFE CONTAINER (LARGER THE BETTER, BUT IT NEEDS TO BE DEEPER THAN THE MARIANAS TRENCH FOR OPTIMAL LAVA)

STEP 4: TAKE A SMALL TUB OF GENERIC FROSTING FROM YOUR LOCAL SUPERMARKET OF SIN. SWIPE A MACHETE AROUND THE INSIDE OF THE TUB LOOSENING THE WHOLE TUB FROM THE SIDES AND PLOP INTO MIDDLE OF YOUR CAKE BATTER. DO NOT MIX. 


STEP 5: PUT INTO MICROWAVE FOR EIGHT MINUTES AND SET THE TABLE USING CHINA YOU RAIDED FROM WEAKER VILLAGES. 

STEP 6: REMOVE FROM MICROWAVE AND LET SIT FOR ABOUT THIRTY SECONDS. THIS IS BEST SERVED MOLTEN LAVA HOT ACCENTUATED WITH THE TASTE OF BLISTERS ON YOUR TONGUE. 

STEP 7: GET A SERVING DISH WITH A LIP THAT CURVES UPWARD SO LAVA DOES NOT OVERFLOW AND PLACE UPSIDE DOWN ON TOP OF CAKE AND FLIP OVER.

STEP 8: LIFT SLOWLY, COOKED CAKE WILL SIT ON PLATE AND LIQUID FROSTING WILL SPILL OVER SIDES. 

STEP 9: CELEBRATE WITH VICTORY SEX. 

STEP 10: EAT. 

IF YOU’RE ONE OF THOSE GORGEOUS FUCKERS WHO DON’T ACTUALLY LIKE SEX, YOU CAN SUBSTITUTE WITH AGGRESSIVE CUDDLING OR NEON-COLORED POST-IT NOTES FULL OF ADMIRATION FOR SOMEONE’S EXISTENCE. 

did fuckingrecipes just equalize this post for the asexual population gallifrey bless fuckingrecipes

the-exercist:

Lemon Chicken Fettuccine from Diethood.com:

  • 8-ounces (half of a 16-ounce bag) Fettuccine, cooked
  • 3 tablespoons Pompeian Arbequina extra virgin olive oil
  • 3 to 4 boneless chicken breast halves, cubed
  • salt and pepper, to taste
  • 1 pint sweet grape tomatoes, halved
  • 1 package (8-ounces) mushroom slices
  • 1/4 cup loosely packed fresh flat leaf parsley
For the Dressing
  • 2 tablespoons Pompeian Arbequina extra virgin olive oil
  • 1 lemon, juiced
  • 1/8 teaspoon garlic powder
  • salt and pepper, to taste
  • grated parmesan cheese, optional

Instructions

  1. Heat olive oil in a large skillet over medium heat; add cubed chicken pieces.
  2. Season with salt and pepper; cook until chicken is browned on all sides, stirring occasionally.
  3. Add halved grape tomatoes, sliced mushrooms and parsley; frequently stirring, continue to cook for 3 to 4 minutes, or until chicken is thoroughly cooked.
  4. Add cooked fettuccine to chicken mixture and cook until heated through, stirring frequenty.
  5. In a cup or a jar, combine olive oil, lemon juice, garlic powder, salt and pepper; shake it or stir it until thoroughly mixed.
  6. Stir into pasta mixture.
  7. Remove from heat.
  8. Taste for salt and pepper; adjust accordingly.
  9. Sprinkle with grated parmesan cheese.
  10. Serve.

scissorsandthread:


45 Perfectly Packable Lunch Recipes | Henry Happened

Sick of the sandwich for lunch? Here are 45, that’s right, 45 recipes to perk up your lunch box (and not just for kids!). There’s lots of delicious options here, including some sweet treats for those of us who need dessert with their lunch too!