runingly:

thishealthyglow:

comfortspringstation:

"FRIED" HONEY BANANAS…Great dessert without the guilt! Serves 1 1 slightly under-ripened banana, sliced 1 tablespoon honey or agave nectar Cinnamon Olive oil Lightly drizzle olive oil in a skillet over medium heat. Arrange banana slices in pan and cook for 1-2 minutes on each side. Meanwhile, whisk together agave nectar or honey and 1 tablespoon of water. Remove pan from heat and pour sweet mixture over banana. Allow to cool and sprinkle with cinnamon.

YUM!

great recipe, i love it!  but there is no guilt in eating 

runingly:

thishealthyglow:

comfortspringstation:

"FRIED" HONEY BANANAS…Great dessert without the guilt!

Serves 1

1 slightly under-ripened banana, sliced
1 tablespoon honey or agave nectar
Cinnamon
Olive oil

Lightly drizzle olive oil in a skillet over medium heat. Arrange banana slices in pan and cook for 1-2 minutes on each side.

Meanwhile, whisk together agave nectar or honey and 1 tablespoon of water. Remove pan from heat and pour sweet mixture over banana.

Allow to cool and sprinkle with cinnamon.

YUM!

great recipe, i love it!  but there is no guilt in eating 

vegan-yums:

Vegan French Toast / Recipe

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

fuckingrecipes:

foxyplaydate:

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS LISTEN UP.
YOU SEE THAT SHIT UP THERE THAT’S FUCKING CHOCOLATE LAVA CAKE
DO YOU WANT TO MAKE A CAKE COVERED IN HOT GOOEY CHOCOLATE FROSTING IN LESS THAN 15 MINUTES? 
THE CORRECT ANSWER IS A VIKING WAR CRY AS YOU CHARGE INTO BATTLE.
STEP 1: COMPLETE A VIRGIN SACRIFICE. (SATAN MUST BE PRESENT BECAUSE THIS CAKE IS SO DELICIOUS IT’S PROBABLY A SIN.)
STEP 2: PREPARE GENERIC BOX CAKE RECIPE ACCORDING TO BOX DIRECTIONS. BACK TO THE CLASSICS MOTHERFUCKER. MIX USING THE SPINE OF YOUR ENEMIES. 
STEP 3: POUR INTO A LARGE MICROWAVESAFE CONTAINER (LARGER THE BETTER, BUT IT NEEDS TO BE DEEPER THAN THE MARIANAS TRENCH FOR OPTIMAL LAVA)
STEP 4: TAKE A SMALL TUB OF GENERIC FROSTING FROM YOUR LOCAL SUPERMARKET OF SIN. SWIPE A MACHETE AROUND THE INSIDE OF THE TUB LOOSENING THE WHOLE TUB FROM THE SIDES AND PLOP INTO MIDDLE OF YOUR CAKE BATTER. DO NOT MIX. 
STEP 5: PUT INTO MICROWAVE FOR EIGHT MINUTES AND SET THE TABLE USING CHINA YOU RAIDED FROM WEAKER VILLAGES. 
STEP 6: REMOVE FROM MICROWAVE AND LET SIT FOR ABOUT THIRTY SECONDS. THIS IS BEST SERVED MOLTEN LAVA HOT ACCENTUATED WITH THE TASTE OF BLISTERS ON YOUR TONGUE. 
STEP 7: GET A SERVING DISH WITH A LIP THAT CURVES UPWARD SO LAVA DOES NOT OVERFLOW AND PLACE UPSIDE DOWN ON TOP OF CAKE AND FLIP OVER.
STEP 8: LIFT SLOWLY, COOKED CAKE WILL SIT ON PLATE AND LIQUID FROSTING WILL SPILL OVER SIDES. 
STEP 9: CELEBRATE WITH VICTORY SEX. 
STEP 10: EAT. 

IF YOU’RE ONE OF THOSE GORGEOUS FUCKERS WHO DON’T ACTUALLY LIKE SEX, YOU CAN SUBSTITUTE WITH AGGRESSIVE CUDDLING OR NEON-COLORED POST-IT NOTES FULL OF ADMIRATION FOR SOMEONE’S EXISTENCE. 

did fuckingrecipes just equalize this post for the asexual population gallifrey bless fuckingrecipes

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

fuckingrecipes:

foxyplaydate:

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS LISTEN UP.

YOU SEE THAT SHIT UP THERE THAT’S FUCKING CHOCOLATE LAVA CAKE

DO YOU WANT TO MAKE A CAKE COVERED IN HOT GOOEY CHOCOLATE FROSTING IN LESS THAN 15 MINUTES? 

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS A VIKING WAR CRY AS YOU CHARGE INTO BATTLE.

STEP 1: COMPLETE A VIRGIN SACRIFICE. (SATAN MUST BE PRESENT BECAUSE THIS CAKE IS SO DELICIOUS IT’S PROBABLY A SIN.)

STEP 2: PREPARE GENERIC BOX CAKE RECIPE ACCORDING TO BOX DIRECTIONS. BACK TO THE CLASSICS MOTHERFUCKER. MIX USING THE SPINE OF YOUR ENEMIES. 

STEP 3: POUR INTO A LARGE MICROWAVESAFE CONTAINER (LARGER THE BETTER, BUT IT NEEDS TO BE DEEPER THAN THE MARIANAS TRENCH FOR OPTIMAL LAVA)

STEP 4: TAKE A SMALL TUB OF GENERIC FROSTING FROM YOUR LOCAL SUPERMARKET OF SIN. SWIPE A MACHETE AROUND THE INSIDE OF THE TUB LOOSENING THE WHOLE TUB FROM THE SIDES AND PLOP INTO MIDDLE OF YOUR CAKE BATTER. DO NOT MIX. 


STEP 5: PUT INTO MICROWAVE FOR EIGHT MINUTES AND SET THE TABLE USING CHINA YOU RAIDED FROM WEAKER VILLAGES. 

STEP 6: REMOVE FROM MICROWAVE AND LET SIT FOR ABOUT THIRTY SECONDS. THIS IS BEST SERVED MOLTEN LAVA HOT ACCENTUATED WITH THE TASTE OF BLISTERS ON YOUR TONGUE. 

STEP 7: GET A SERVING DISH WITH A LIP THAT CURVES UPWARD SO LAVA DOES NOT OVERFLOW AND PLACE UPSIDE DOWN ON TOP OF CAKE AND FLIP OVER.

STEP 8: LIFT SLOWLY, COOKED CAKE WILL SIT ON PLATE AND LIQUID FROSTING WILL SPILL OVER SIDES. 

STEP 9: CELEBRATE WITH VICTORY SEX. 

STEP 10: EAT. 

IF YOU’RE ONE OF THOSE GORGEOUS FUCKERS WHO DON’T ACTUALLY LIKE SEX, YOU CAN SUBSTITUTE WITH AGGRESSIVE CUDDLING OR NEON-COLORED POST-IT NOTES FULL OF ADMIRATION FOR SOMEONE’S EXISTENCE. 

did fuckingrecipes just equalize this post for the asexual population gallifrey bless fuckingrecipes

the-exercist:

Lemon Chicken Fettuccine from Diethood.com:

  • 8-ounces (half of a 16-ounce bag) Fettuccine, cooked
  • 3 tablespoons Pompeian Arbequina extra virgin olive oil
  • 3 to 4 boneless chicken breast halves, cubed
  • salt and pepper, to taste
  • 1 pint sweet grape tomatoes, halved
  • 1 package (8-ounces) mushroom slices
  • 1/4 cup loosely packed fresh flat leaf parsley
For the Dressing
  • 2 tablespoons Pompeian Arbequina extra virgin olive oil
  • 1 lemon, juiced
  • 1/8 teaspoon garlic powder
  • salt and pepper, to taste
  • grated parmesan cheese, optional

Instructions

  1. Heat olive oil in a large skillet over medium heat; add cubed chicken pieces.
  2. Season with salt and pepper; cook until chicken is browned on all sides, stirring occasionally.
  3. Add halved grape tomatoes, sliced mushrooms and parsley; frequently stirring, continue to cook for 3 to 4 minutes, or until chicken is thoroughly cooked.
  4. Add cooked fettuccine to chicken mixture and cook until heated through, stirring frequenty.
  5. In a cup or a jar, combine olive oil, lemon juice, garlic powder, salt and pepper; shake it or stir it until thoroughly mixed.
  6. Stir into pasta mixture.
  7. Remove from heat.
  8. Taste for salt and pepper; adjust accordingly.
  9. Sprinkle with grated parmesan cheese.
  10. Serve.

scissorsandthread:


45 Perfectly Packable Lunch Recipes | Henry Happened

Sick of the sandwich for lunch? Here are 45, that’s right, 45 recipes to perk up your lunch box (and not just for kids!). There’s lots of delicious options here, including some sweet treats for those of us who need dessert with their lunch too!

couple-a-hundred-of-em:

As a college student, currently really hungry with nothing to eat, I understand how hard it can be to get food. Sometimes you really just don’t have the money to eat and when you do, you waste it all on fast food instead of stocking up on cheap things because you’re so tired of Ramen Noodes and canned food you could barf. So, I’ve composed a list of recipes and resources that will fit a college kid’s budget and appetite. Don’t go hungry! <3
Ramen Noodle Recipes:
Ramen Noodle Stir Fry
Sirloin-Snap Pea Stir Fry
Chicken Noodle Soup
Chili Cheese Ramen
Egg Drop Ramen
Spinach and Ramen
Ramen Spaghetti
Ramen Alfredo
Cheesy Ramen Noodles
Mug Meals:
Cheesy Eggs Mug
Cheese and Broccoli Mug
Mac and Cheese in a Mug
Meatloaf in a Mug
Nutella Mug Cake
Cheesecake Mug
Coffee Cup Quiche
Coffee Cup Chilaquiles
Mug Egg Scramble
Microwave Recipes:
Potato Chips
Corn on the cob
Scalloped Potatoes
White Rice
Fried Rice
Baked Potato
Chicken Casserole 
Garlic Chicken
Chicken Soup Casserole
Caramelized Onion Baked Potato
Soft Chicken Tacos
Pancakes
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couple-a-hundred-of-em:

As a college student, currently really hungry with nothing to eat, I understand how hard it can be to get food. Sometimes you really just don’t have the money to eat and when you do, you waste it all on fast food instead of stocking up on cheap things because you’re so tired of Ramen Noodes and canned food you could barf. So, I’ve composed a list of recipes and resources that will fit a college kid’s budget and appetite. Don’t go hungry! <3

Ramen Noodle Recipes:

Mug Meals:

Microwave Recipes:

Recipe Generators

Other Resources

in-my-mouth:

Roasted Garlic Macaroni and Cheese 
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beautifulpicturesofhealthyfood:

Cauliflower ‘Bread’ Sticks - To-die-for mock bread-sticks made with cauliflower that are low in calories, carbs and fat….RECIPE

INGREDIENTS:

1 head cauliflower, large (7” - 8” wide)

1/4 cup egg whites

1/2 cup + 3/4 cup (for topping, optional) Mozzarella/Tex Mex cheese, shredded

1 tsp Italian herb seasoning or any dried herbs like rosemary, basil, parsley

1/4 tsp freshly ground black pepper

Pinch of salt

Marinara sauce for dipping

vegan-yums:

Sweet Chili Lime Tofu with Wok Steamed Collards and Quinoa by teenytinyturkey on Flickr.
bakeddd:

chocolate chip and chunk cookies
click here for recipe
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bakeddd:

chocolate chip and chunk cookies

vegan-yums:

vegan butter grilled bagel toasties / recipes

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

soundlyawake:

21 Ways You Can Take Mashed Potato To The Next Level

aka 21 ways you can get me in bed

I need the waffles

yumskies:

purple cabbage tangy slaw.
perfect for summer.
…what you’ll need…
1/2 cup fresh orange juice1/4 cup fresh lime juice2 tablespoons olive oil2 tablespoons brown sugarkosher salt and black pepper1/2 medium red cabbage (about 1 1⁄2 pounds), cored and shredded2 large carrots (about 1⁄2 pound), grated3/4 cup chopped fresh cilantro
…how to make it…
Whisk together the orange and lime juices, oil, brown sugar, 1 teaspoon salt, and ½ teaspoon pepper.
In another bowl, toss together the cabbage and carrots. Pour the dressing mixture you’ve made with the previous ingredients over the cabbage and carrots and toss till everything’s covered.
Let sit, tossing occasionally, for at least 45 minutes. The longer it marinates, the more intense (and fresher) the flavor. Fold in the cilantro before serving. Serve chilled.
[Recipe found on realsimple.com]
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yumskies:

purple cabbage tangy slaw.

perfect for summer.

…what you’ll need…

1/2 cup fresh orange juice
1/4 cup fresh lime juice
2 tablespoons olive oil
2 tablespoons brown sugar
kosher salt and black pepper
1/2 medium red cabbage (about 1 1⁄2 pounds), cored and shredded
2 large carrots (about 1⁄2 pound), grated
3/4 cup chopped fresh cilantro

…how to make it…

Whisk together the orange and lime juices, oil, brown sugar, 1 teaspoon salt, and ½ teaspoon pepper.

In another bowl, toss together the cabbage and carrots. Pour the dressing mixture you’ve made with the previous ingredients over the cabbage and carrots and toss till everything’s covered.

Let sit, tossing occasionally, for at least 45 minutes. The longer it marinates, the more intense (and fresher) the flavor. Fold in the cilantro before serving. Serve chilled.

[Recipe found on realsimple.com]

healthier-habits:

So THIS is how you make them crispy! Super crispy sweet potato fries — soak in water for 30minutes +, toss in cornstarch, drizzle with olive oil bake 15 minutes at 425, flip and bake 5 more minutes.
Click here for full directions!
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healthier-habits:

So THIS is how you make them crispy! Super crispy sweet potato fries — soak in water for 30minutes +, toss in cornstarch, drizzle with olive oil bake 15 minutes at 425, flip and bake 5 more minutes.

Click here for full directions!