*throws shade* *misses*
sometimes when im stressed out and don’t have my ipod i’ll just call a hotline and listen to their smooth elevator jazz
My mom will never let me live down the score I made on my 6th grade Bible studies mastery test.
Your URL just makes this 10,000x better
when you find a very funny meme
when you show your friend the humorous meme
and he also has a giggle at it
don’t date anyone who doesn’t want to hear your favorite song, watch your favorite movie, read your favorite book
"hate’s a strong word"