*loses a fight irl* wtf bro rematch I was lagging
(in the 1600’s) you gotta carrier pigeon?
this will always be one of my favorite pictures
If you don’t use an empty house to sing obnoxiously and off key in your underwear you are doing life wrong
Me when i see a cute boy
um hi, my friend wants to know if you think im hot
new traffic light color ideas
- purple: turn around and go back
- mega green: like green except greener. it means that you have to double go.
- cyan: apply your turbo boosters and do a cool drift or get arrested by the car law
- black: sucks you into a cyber vortex where you have to do a bonus stage road and collect rings
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Things I DO NOT want:
- Another pretty face
- Just anyone to hold
- My love to go to waste
Things I DO want:
- Your beautiful soul
Cards Against Humanity is where you learn which of your friends are basic and which ones are sociopaths there is no in between