"The best part of a relationship is getting to call the person, or lay down next to them, and tell them all the crazy things that happened to you all day long. In the end that’s what it’s about. It’s not about sex, it’s not about the money they give you, it’s not about how good looking they are, it’s about them listening to you talk for hours and hours and hours, about stupid shit that doesn’t matter."
Tegan Quin (via blackbruise)

alvxandra:

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i’ve never seen something so accurate

lodubimvloyaar:

Children Read To Shelter Cats To Soothe Them

(Photos by Animal Rescue League Of Berks County. You can follow them on Facebook.)

Also good for the kids. They encourage having slow readers read to the family pets. A dog will listen to a kid read a whole book one damn sssyl-la——-ble at a time, and it will never get frustrated, or correct their pronunciation, or start playing Angry Bird because it can’t stand listening to the slowness any more. The dog will look at the kid approvingly, because, human. Human is talking. Human is interacting.

So this is a great win-win.

hellabloggin:

fileformat:

who is she

tbh: i see you around school sometimes but we Never talk, rate: 8.9

hellabloggin:

fileformat:

who is she

tbh: i see you around school sometimes but we Never talk, rate: 8.9

bceky:

see ya later

squidinator

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fukkkres:


dis bitch look like a above ground radish

fukkkres:

dis bitch look like a above ground radish

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

mtsilveronrs:

but why would we ever remove the wisest of our teeth

likeevers:

i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent

girlgrowingsmall:

thunderboltsortofapenny:

recoveringfrommyconvictions:

gaymerboy99:

littlelionmonster:

oldmanstephanie:

"Fuck You, Old People" — Group Piece at CUPSI 2014

"By the way, you can’t actually pick yourself up by your own bootstraps. That’s not how physics works."

FUCK. YES.

this gives me life….

"Act your fucking age" god damn, this has a good message here.

39 seconds in and I reblogged it

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fredsavageiii:

this whole exchange was golden

dirky-dirky-heart:

slayboybunny:

being “cute” is really hard because even when youre angry people just kinda giggle at you and say “aw youre so cute when youre angry.” no. stop. recognize my power. image

best gif use ever 

its still fucking adorable