I’m confident that my stretch marks are longer than your dick, so I’m honestly not even slightly disappointed.
sexuality is literally the most fluid thing ever and i have no idea what to think anymore the only thing i know is that hot people are hot
“This isn’t your typical love story…” opens the trailer for a movie about a white, heterosexual, cisgender, able-bodied, middle class, and likely loosely Christian couple who find each other through serendipity and a very small amount of actual work.
hello ma’am i came a long way to give u a flower and to tell u how pretty u r today
if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.
he would be ur fed ex
I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that
girls that make hot chocolate with water instead of milk
when he cums inside u
*throws shade* *misses*
sometimes when im stressed out and don’t have my ipod i’ll just call a hotline and listen to their smooth elevator jazz