Anonymous asked:
You've got a cute face, baby. I would be down to fuck you if you weren't fat with stretchmarks.

fitchris25:

I’m confident that my stretch marks are longer than your dick, so I’m honestly not even slightly disappointed.

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slim-and-svelte:

Sexting not
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slim-and-svelte:

Sexting not

kellyinigomontoya:

sexuality is literally the most fluid thing ever and i have no idea what to think anymore the only thing i know is that hot people are hot 

lullabelleno:

heroes-get-made:

“This isn’t your typical love story…” opens the trailer for a movie about a white, heterosexual, cisgender, able-bodied, middle class, and likely loosely Christian couple who find each other through serendipity and a very small amount of actual work.

  (via fourofthem)

earthdad:

hello ma’am i came a long way to give u a flower and to tell u how pretty u r today

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notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

lameborghini:

girls that make hot chocolate with water instead of milk

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castiels-feathery-butt:

when he cums inside u

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thecolorffooff:

who summon me

thecolorffooff:

who summon me

relatableteenblogger:

in case you were having a bad day, here’s a picture of Yo-Yo Ma, the famous cellist, on the floor of a bathroom with a wombat

relatableteenblogger:

in case you were having a bad day, here’s a picture of Yo-Yo Ma, the famous cellist, on the floor of a bathroom with a wombat

nerdassbitch:

*throws shade* *misses*

andrewquo:

sometimes when im stressed out and don’t have my ipod i’ll just call a hotline and listen to their smooth elevator jazz