skitsskat:

tardis-blue-boxes:

larry-in-the-tardis:

abhortion:

I think I missed out on the “neat and cute handwriting” gene that every girl seems to have and this is unfair

Intelligent people have messier handwriting because they think fast. When you think and process things faster, you can also write quicker, but it’s going to be sloppy. People with neat writing are usually (no offense) not as smart. I embrace my shit writing.

^Bless this

macarena-of-time:

i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis

ohdickins:

littl-ebird:

laviesanspeur:

lightly-living:

iam-livingdeadgirl:

nevvzealand:

one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days

i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….

Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too

MY LIFE IS A LIE

NO

well

(Source: lon-gnome)

coopercomeback:

brbjellyfishing:

What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister

we really need to sleep more on this site

cokeflow:

tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands

How to look good naked:

1) get naked

2) say “damn I look good”

(Source: coffee-and-yoga)

soulmind-body:

people who forget to eat????

people who don’t eat breakfast???

people who don’t like desert???

are you even human????

recent studies show that ur a lil bitch

(Source: nippled)