"Money can’t make you happy"
WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD
You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.
I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract
most classic novels are classics because they were written by old white men for other white men. so, like, don’t ever feel bad for not reading them
i heard a kid say “but DAAAAAD” and his dad said “DID YOU JUST CALL ME BUTT-DAD? YOURE GROUNDED” I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 3 YEARS