officialpigeon:

"Money can’t make you happy"

WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD

"Do you know how much thinking and feeling I’ve done? It’s terrible. And nothing’s come of it."
Platonov, AndreiHappy Moscow (via creatingaquietmind)

vkngchief-odin:

super420schoollevel:

i just drew fan art of the ball pit

fan art of the ball pit

tbh, I think I deserve an extra hour in the ball pit for this.

Can we make this reach 17,000 notes because this is a post that truly deserves it

darkbluetile:

thebrownskingirl:

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

824706:

tacobell-canon:

Ladypug.

i hate this

824706:

tacobell-canon:

Ladypug.

i hate this

meme-rage:

I’m so eggcited for you..!omg-humor.tumblr.com
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meme-rage:

I’m so eggcited for you..!
omg-humor.tumblr.com

officialjeffgoldblum:

most classic novels are classics because they were written by old white men for other white men. so, like, don’t ever feel bad for not reading them

averagebare:

i heard a kid say “but DAAAAAD” and his dad said “DID YOU JUST CALL ME BUTT-DAD? YOURE GROUNDED” I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 3 YEARS

awesomephilia:

awesomephilia:

an octopus is just a wet spider

image

are you calling me a spider

unamusedsloth:

Glitches in the matrix.

bird0fhermes:

I’m crying oh my fucking god

bird0fhermes:

I’m crying oh my fucking god

georgiamaye:

Updated before and after :) georgiamaye

georgiamaye:

Updated before and after :) georgiamaye