There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.
I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele
i already know how unpopular i am on this website i dont need a graph to tell me thanks
if finland’s country border isnt called the finnish line then i have nothing to live for
when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my ass off” I mean “lmao”
me trying to do stuff
Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish
perform the following ritual
it’s 2014 and body hair still does the thing where it grows back when u get rid of it??? wow get ur shit together science
There ARE ACTUAL REAL MEN OUT THERE??!
THAT RESPECT WOMEN?
THAT ACCEPT “no” FOR AN ANSWER?
Quick, reblog this everywhere so we can learn and grow as a species!
Exactly the type of response guys should give when girls say no to anything, from dates-to sex.
i love this :) he is so respectful for a guy who’s icon is his dick
Be a selfish bitch.
Don’t feel bad for going after what you want.
Do that shit on your own fucking terms.
Hold a middle finger up to anyone who puts you down.
Wear what you want.
Do what you want.
Worry about yourself being good before anyone else.
Live life to the fucking fullest.
You run you.
You paint your own damn masterpiece.
Never fucking forget that.
cute date idea: smash my skull in with a large rock and end my worthless life